Business school in Hyderabad



  • IMT Business School is established by a team of Passionate and Self-motivated young professionals who strongly believe that greater things can be achieved by thinking big. We aspire for being a global leader in management education to serve the continuously emerging needs of the businesses and society at Top faculty members and 100% placement provided by Business school in Hyderabad.IMT offer’s Management courses from Diploma level to Master’s level with around 100+ Specialization. IMT is started with an Intention to help Working class professionals, Students, Housewife’s, Entrepreneur’s, Private sectors and more



  • @'nacnac':

    @'Supro':

    …you are a techno-fetishist who masturbates whenever you see new technology.

    20 points for whoever gets that reference. :P

    Venture bros, Now give me my points!:P

    … you die a little each time there is a power outage.

    You've got it!

    The, umm, points are gonna take a while to send. :D

    Another reason: ….you use lol in real life instead of laughing.



  • @'Supro':

    …you are a techno-fetishist who masturbates whenever you see new technology.

    20 points for whoever gets that reference. :P

    Venture bros, Now give me my points!:P

    … you die a little each time there is a power outage.



  • …you prefer the company of your computer over humans.



  • ….you watch a documentary over the technoligies needed for travel to other star systems and get the boner of your life^^



  • … When you write an essay with a pencil and your first reaction to a spelling error is Ctrl+Z with your other hand.

    ... When you try to swat a fly on the wall next to your monitor using the mouse cursor.

    I have actually done both of these things, hehe :shy:



  • <small>@'Fred5150':</small><br><blockquote><small>@'IBT':</small><br><blockquote>… you look at cumshots and evalute them in terms of asynchronous petabyte data transfers lasting only a few seconds ...</blockquote><br />Was that a reference to how much genetic information is transferred in one ejaculation if that information was expressed as bytes? (Pretty sure I read somewhere that its a huge amount)<br /><br />If so, kudos</blockquote><br /><Teal'c raises one eyebrow><br /><br />"Indeed …"



  • @'Fred5150':

    Was that a reference to how much genetic information is transferred in one ejaculation if that information was expressed as bytes? (Pretty sure I read somewhere that its a huge amount)

    If so, kudos

    Well one sperm cell contains about 37,5 MB of data, so take that times the average amount of sperm cells in an ejaculation :)



  • @'IBT':

    … you look at cumshots and evalute them in terms of asynchronous petabyte data transfers lasting only a few seconds ...

    Was that a reference to how much genetic information is transferred in one ejaculation if that information was expressed as bytes? (Pretty sure I read somewhere that its a huge amount)

    If so, kudos



  • …you are a techno-fetishist who masturbates whenever you see new technology.

    20 points for whoever gets that reference. :P



  • … you look at cumshots and evalute them in terms of asynchronous petabyte data transfers lasting only a few seconds ...

    ... and then you look askance at gigabit ethernet as being hopelessly slow for cybersex applications ...



  • …you think of your own brain as a cpu :D



  • … you start recording with your handy camera on public events instead of being in the moment and actually enjoying it.



  • … when your telephone is wireless, small enough to fit in your pocket, does so many things apart from being a telephone, and obviously you cant take it away from your sight.


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