The NEW WIP Post Girlfriends 4 Ever DLC thread [TROLL FREE Edition]



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    …Anyways, with all that experience, I was able to go ahead and polish up this spam-piece, which appears to have been cut from multi-various quack articles, then further run through some sort of 'synonym randomizer' and 'word garbler'.

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    Please note that no alterations beyond punctuation were made, as the weird word replacements and sentence fragments are what make it so funny.

    @'RiordianDuek':

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  • I'm starting to see a pattern here… We get about a week of communications from Miro, followed by silence and then an explosion of spam :).



  • That ad is either the most terribly translated English I've ever seen, or actually randomly generated writing.

    Either way I'd give it a read through, it's kind of hilarious.



  • What 's with the god damn commercial ? Miro I hope your getting paid for this :exclamation:



  • I say after this next animation clip, let Miro work on what he is most passionate about, which we all know is foot-jobs. Maybe it would help keep him motivated. ;)



  • @'femalefutafan':

    Miro, come on now been a week dont drop the ball already ;/

    Jesus you're negative xD
    He said the voting would stop on the 5th and we can assume he'll update in the next few days. :P



  • @'femalefutafan':

    Miro, come on now been a week dont drop the ball already ;/

    Patience please :P



  • Miro, come on now been a week dont drop the ball already ;/



  • Ohhh my, entire new pages of posts since I last visited! Time to play catch-up, again…

    Nice feet and ankle decorations, but... Is it just me or do these legs have a funky, dry-skin texture; especially on the thighs? Or could they just be overly powdery? Makes 'em look like there's faint acne scarring. Needs more of an oily sheen I'm'a'thinking. Anywayz, here's hoping that these are either Tara's legs, or the legs of a new red-haired character; teal body-adornments matched to eye color. :P

    Love how the faint geometric design becomes visible on the shoes in bright light. Any chance of doing the same for the thong underwear... Cuz I'm not really liking the burnished look. The shoe design is perfect, so long as there is matching thigh-garters at some point. :]]: Heck, deck her out with a whole matching set! I'm talking nipple tassels/swirly gold/teal filigree brazier, earrings and necklaces to match the design on her stomach, hair ribbons, lipstick. etc...</p>
<p>So Marie (the voice of Tara) is now an honorary member of the Affect3D staff? Sweet! Like, is that her full time job now, or just for the occasional promotions?<br />
I say the heck with those cutesy pron-starz on the main page! A weekly/monthly update where Marie records brief audio-answers as Tara would be super cool! I'd love hearing the 'official' voice of Tara talking about 3DX related stuff! (So long as any questions about lore and future projects were ignored/mocked/teased.)<br />
It might be a bit of work though, (depending upon how easy it is for Marie to 'get into character' and do Tara's voice), but no need for much audio editing either. 'Rough cut' I say, like it's just Tara casually talking whilest eating Ruffles; not even trying to hypersexualize every line or anything. I definitely think it would help make the character Tara feel ever MORE "real" to fans.<br />
Whether once a month, or only once EVER; I'd also like to see is a little contest where anyone can submit flash fiction (100 words or less), and the winning submission is read by Marie.</p>
<p>@'miro':</p>
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<p>@'TheGreatCornholio':</p>
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<p>Have to ask about the bikini. It looks almost metal. Are you playing around or are you going full bikini armor style? :grinning[:))

    just going with current fashion, is all :)

    The more Celtic the better. >:D

    @'miro':

    @'Makaos727':

    Maybe Miro is looking into VR and we may get to witness some Futa-Love from our own perspectives.

    VR first person DGrill perspective would people like that, do u think?

    Uhhhh yawwws. Think how popular those few seconds of POV were in the DLCs! Man, I can just imagine, someday putting on a VR headset and cruising the marble hall, rendered-up just like a video game; able to zoom in and out at any angle, and endlessly enjoy the girlfriends having sex at ANY/EVERY angle!

    @'kattnbleu':

    VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. Does she have a penis?

    MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION. Does she have red hair? …And does the toilet-rug match the shower curtain?

    @'femalefutafan':

    im feeling slightly longer nails would look better, thats just me though…. and keep posting, its been awhile since we saw this amount of presence lel

    Say no to long toenailz. Now that Miro's kicking the whole pedibus-related fetish into high gear, I don't want this lady's nails scarring up Sayako's package. ;)
    @'TheGreatCornholio':

    @'miro':

    transparency? … not running for office just yet :P

    Miro for God-Emperor!

    'Miro 4 Mayor of Futa-Island' at the very least!

    @'bigdaddy':

    " HEY " big E that is a pretty color , if Miro starts with feet now maybe they will call it (( 3D-FEETIE )) … :rolleyes: :P :D

    Uh-oh, Big-Daddie is becoming incomprehensible! Quick, somebody get this poor, deprived man some futa updates!



  • @'bigdaddy':

    @'kattnbleu':

    If you do the slow and intense, any chance of an Xray view? :D

    That does sound great ! but that may take some time to process ? :cool: :P

    Maybe if he renders the normal one and works on the xray on some extra time. More of a whenever possible IF possible. Don't wanna take away from anything else. :D



  • @'kattnbleu':

    If you do the slow and intense, any chance of an Xray view? :D

    That does sound great ! but that may take some time to process ? :cool: :P



  • If you do the slow and intense, any chance of an Xray view? :D


  • administrators

    check out my update on the upcoming animation

    https://affect3d.com/miro-loves-3dx/miro-loves-3dx-now-speed/

    if all goes well I'll be able create this animation by the time I write my next column, but make sure you vote on how Tara wants it



  • @'miro':

    VR first person DGrill perspective would people like that, do u think?

    I know i for sure would love some VR stuff.



  • @'miro':

    VR first person DGrill perspective would people like that, do u think?

    YES YES YES!!!

    I would pay approximately all the monies if I could get this scene:

    rendered properly in first-person stereoscopic 180degree 3D!

    And I know with the incredible growth in 3D porn (live action, pre-rendered, and true in-engine 3d) that a lot of other people would too.



  • @'Makaos727':

    The skin looks as though there is texture to it. Maybe Miro is looking into VR and we may get to witness some Futa-Love from our own perspectives.

    VR first person DGrill perspective would people like that, do u think?

    I for one would quite enjoy it!



  • @'miro':

    tomorrow I'm posting my next column with info on the next animation, so check that out

    Awesome, can't wait!

    @'miro':

    butt for now… more ass :)
    ![](Uuuu, I now see that she's wearing something on her torso and the bikini seems to hang from it, which makes the get up seem more plausible.
    Any chance we get to see the upper body (even without the face)? Pretty please?

    [quote]
    [quote]
    Have to ask about the bikini. It looks almost metal. Are you playing around or are you going full bikini armor style? :))
    [/quote]
    just going with current fashion, is all :)
    [/quote]I've been living in a cave lately :P, what fashion ?)



  • @'miro':

    @'kattnbleu':

    @'bigdaddy':

    Hey G ,C , that ass is definitely not Taras , to big and solid … :D

    posting Tara's ass here tomorrow, then we'll see if it's hers or not :)

    Lovely bum :heart:! I'm gonna say this is S/Ayako's unless Tara's got a rework.
    But even if it's S/Ayako's, the lack of sweat makes me doubt it a little bit. :-/

    @'miro':

    @'kattnbleu':

    @'TheGreatCornholio':

    Have to ask about the bikini. It looks almost metal. Are you playing around or are you going full bikini armor style? :))

    just going with current fashion, is all :)

    I'm also getting curious about the upper body teal. :D Looks a bit exotic maybe?

    @'miro':

    @'kattnbleu':

    @'Homie':

    The heels look great, but it could also be that something is influencing my judgement. :D

    stay focused dammit!!


  • administrators

    @'kattnbleu':

    VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. Does she have a penis?

    is that all u ever think about?? shame on u :P

    @'Makaos727':

    The skin looks as though there is texture to it. Maybe Miro is looking into VR and we may get to witness some Futa-Love from our own perspectives.

    VR first person DGrill perspective would people like that, do u think?

    @'TheGreatCornholio':

    Have to ask about the bikini. It looks almost metal. Are you playing around or are you going full bikini armor style? :))

    just going with current fashion, is all :)

    @'bigdaddy':

    Hey G ,C , that ass is definitely not Taras , to big and solid … :D

    posting Tara's ass here tomorrow, then we'll see if it's hers or not :)

    @'Homie':

    The heels look great, but it could also be that something is influencing my judgement. :D

    stay focused dammit!!


  • administrators

    tomorrow I'm posting my next column with info on the next animation, so check that out

    butt for now… more ass :)


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