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  • A man says to his girlfriend: "Mary now I will fuck you until your eyes will go outside."

    she says: "Hell Chelo, you could be more romantic"

    he says: "Okay, Mary, in the light of the moon, I will fuck you until your eyes will go outside".



  • WARNING! THIS JOKE IS OFFENSIVE…....I apologize to anyone offended in advance

    Q. What is the difference between a woman and a good blowjob?

    A. You cant beat a good blowjob!



  • @'fredfred5150':

    @'Supro':

    ! There were these three guys whose car broke down in the middle of a thunderstorm. They ran quickly to the nearest shelter, which ended up being this huge mansion. They knocked on the door and the butler answered the door to let them in. They explained their situation to the owner and he told them they could stay for the night, but he warns them not to mess around with any of his three daughters or face the consequences.
    ! The three guys each stayed in separate bedroom and went to sleep. The first guy hears a knock on his door, he goes over to open it to spot a big busty blonde girl right in front of him. She tells him she wants him to fuck her as hard as possible. Without thinking, he agrees and they begin to fuck. As he's about to climax, the blonde begins to sprout horns and wings, revealing to be a succubus. The guy begins to freak out, but before he can scream, the succubus kills him.
    ! The second guy hears a knock on his door, so he goes over to open it to spot a petite brunette in front of him. The girl tells the guy he wants him to fuck her in the ass. The guy is hesitant because he remembers what the father said. She continuously begs him until he finally caves in and he fucks her anally. As he's about to climax, the girl sprout horns and wings, also revealing to be a succubus. The guy tries to run for the door, but before he makes, the succubus kills him.
    ! The third guy hears a knock on his door, so he goes over to open it to spot busty redhead. Before she can say anything, the guy says "Can I get a BJ?" The girl is a bit confused by his response, but agrees. She starts to suck off his cock as he says this is the best head he's ever gotten. The girl replies, "You haven't seen anything yet." As she continues sucking, the girl begins to sprout horns on the top of her head. Instead of being afraid, the guy grabs onto them and then says, "Aw sweet! Blowjob handles!" :D

    How did you hear about what happened to me and my two now-dead friends? :D

    I was the butler.:shy:



  • @'Supro':

    ! There were these three guys whose car broke down in the middle of a thunderstorm. They ran quickly to the nearest shelter, which ended up being this huge mansion. They knocked on the door and the butler answered the door to let them in. They explained their situation to the owner and he told them they could stay for the night, but he warns them not to mess around with any of his three daughters or face the consequences.
    ! The three guys each stayed in separate bedroom and went to sleep. The first guy hears a knock on his door, he goes over to open it to spot a big busty blonde girl right in front of him. She tells him she wants him to fuck her as hard as possible. Without thinking, he agrees and they begin to fuck. As he's about to climax, the blonde begins to sprout horns and wings, revealing to be a succubus. The guy begins to freak out, but before he can scream, the succubus kills him.
    ! The second guy hears a knock on his door, so he goes over to open it to spot a petite brunette in front of him. The girl tells the guy he wants him to fuck her in the ass. The guy is hesitant because he remembers what the father said. She continuously begs him until he finally caves in and he fucks her anally. As he's about to climax, the girl sprout horns and wings, also revealing to be a succubus. The guy tries to run for the door, but before he makes, the succubus kills him.
    ! The third guy hears a knock on his door, so he goes over to open it to spot busty redhead. Before she can say anything, the guy says "Can I get a BJ?" The girl is a bit confused by his response, but agrees. She starts to suck off his cock as he says this is the best head he's ever gotten. The girl replies, "You haven't seen anything yet." As she continues sucking, the girl begins to sprout horns on the top of her head. Instead of being afraid, the guy grabs onto them and then says, "Aw sweet! Blowjob handles!" :D

    How did you hear about what happened to me and my two now-dead friends? :D



  • @'miro':

    you can't sell porn, doesn't me we don't have it :D

    lol, serious, he told this joke to the teacher? :D It's cute though

    Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

    Yeah. It's a funny joke, but what he did was not that bright. Especially since it was in 9th grade. American school system, amirite? :D

    And the answer to that one: Because breasts don't have eyes. :D


  • administrators

    you can't sell porn, doesn't me we don't have it :D

    lol, serious, he told this joke to the teacher? :D It's cute though

    Know the answers to these?? * you google * you lose * !!

    Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
    Difference between a gspot and a golf ball?


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